Age: 23
Gender: Male
Employed: No
Twitter: Allen invented Twitter
Religious Beliefs: Twitter
Education: Attended college for art but had to dropout when his mother wasted all of his college money on expensive, earthy-looking bongs.
Best known for: Being gay

Age: 26
Gender: Female with a strapon
Employed: Everywhere. Moonlights at a haberdashery
Twitter: She's a fictional character and therefore cannot run a Twitter account
Religious Beliefs: Cult of Ves
Education: Attending University with a major in Human Anatomy
Best known for: Being a bitch.

Age: Eternal
Gender: Yes
Employed: Slowly taking over the world, one gay at a time.