April 17th, 2010
What is Homokat?
Written by Greg
So, you may be wondering what exactly Homokat is as he's clearly not just a cat. Well, Homokat is a rare breed of cat called a 'Kat'. Yeah. I know, Allen was lazy when he named Homokat, get over it.
Well, kats are a breed that are something like a mix between a lion, a cat, and a Weeble.
I hope that cleared up any of your questions.
March 04th, 2010
A Lovely Poem for Our Fans
Written by Greg
Hello you! FANS! Yeah, you! I have written a lovely poem for you. Roses are red, Violets are Sweet God is watching While you're beating your meat HAVE A LOVELY DAY! Peace, - Greg
February 04th, 2010
"Where the fuck are you grubby little wankers?"
Written by Greg
Well, Steve, Christina and I ran into a spot of trouble with the law and were forced to discontinue the comic for a few weeks. We'll be back with regular updates very, very soon.
December 15th, 2009
Finals
Written by Greg
Hey guys, I just wanted to reiterate (for those who don't read the news under each comic) that we'll only have one comic this week. Not sure when it will be posted yet. Christina has three finals left..
November 20th, 2009
"Playboobs" Original Draft
Written by Greg
Hey all, here's a little bit of bonus content for you.
Click Here for the original draft of today's comic, "Playboobs".
Christina and I opted for a simpler joke. I feel as though what we posted is more effective, but this is funny too. Which do you like better?
November 10th, 2009
Random Bloggity
Written by Greg Porter
Well, I haven't slept yet and it's 7:21am, which means that I won't be sleeping today. Looks like I should go grab some caffeine to keep me awake through class... which sucks, because I have an exam today. I was up all night finishing a presentation for class. Well, that's not entirely true. I was up half the night playing Zelda and then up the other half of the night finishing my presentation. Twilight Princess came first because the fate of Hyrule is infinitely more important than my sociology class.
I actually just finished sketching the comic for Wednesday. The joke is good, but it's my first time drawing a full comic on my own. Hopefully you won't be disappointed. I kind of suck at cartoons, but I'm getting the hang of this. Allen is easy to draw, but Ves is a total pain in the ass. You'd think with all of the money I've poured into art classes they would teach me techniques that I could use while drawing a comic, but noooo. Of course not.
Oh well. Enough bitching. The drawing is done for tomorrow and it looks good. I just need to digitalize it, do some vector background stuff involving toilets and graffiti and there will be a comic up! First comic ever to be posted on a Wednesday, mind you... unless you count that one time I posted a Thursday comic at 11:59.
Well, I'm tired so I really need to go pick up some breakfast and a coffee. At least my work is done...
Oh! I did something fun in between saving Hyrule from eternal twilight (the darkness kind, not the horrible sparkly kind) and finishing homework. There's now a history page. At the moment it's just a link off of the FAQ page because some dude named Steve keeps emailing me random questions. Anyway, check out the new Gothomo history here.
Well, I'm off.
Hugs from Homos
- Greg
November 06th, 2009
Written by Greg Porter
Why should I welcome you, Gandalf the Grey? Okay, so I'm sort of tipsy. Or I'm not. I might be joking, whatever. THEODEN. SON OF SOME LOTR DUDE. I THINK YOU SHOULD START RELEASING THE SPARROW. HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU GANDALF THE GREY. FUCK YOU, LOLZ. I'M GANDALF THE WHITE. LOLZ. OMGZ. NOW I'M GANDALF THE WHITE,
Okay, totally beside the point. Well, there is no point. ROHAN
I decided to watch the entire Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy because I'm just that awesome. Yeah, sweet. Now I'm exhausted. AND I KNOW YOUR FACE. Which is cute.
*SIGH* I need to sleep now...
November 05th, 2009
Awesome News!
Written by Greg Porter
This time it actually classifies as "news".
Christina and I (well, mostly I) have decided to update the comic three days a week instead of the current two. We will now be posting comics on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Christina will be drawing the comics for Mondays and Fridays and I will be drawing the comics on Wednesdays. Wednesdays will feature only Allen (a feature which may be added for Ves at a later date, though that isn't currently planned).
As I said, Wednesday's comics will generally feature Allen and he'll probably pontificating about something stupid.
This is all for you guys, so I hope you're happy :D
XOXOXOXOXOX
- Greg
November 05th, 2009
News? More like Pews!
Written by Greg Porter
Shitty title, I know. I don't care. I'm not terribly sure why we call this section, "News" anyway. A more accurate term is, "Inane Ramblings". I might need to change this section to "blog", or "bloggity" or "glob" or, you know, something not stupid. I don't know, I haven't decided yet. Eh, whatever, I'm too lazy to change it.
Christina and I have recovered from swine flu. Well, I have. I guess I can't vouch for her. Last time I checked the swine flu had made her go bald. Well, that was technically a preexisting condition. Well, not so much a condition as a, "Well, I guess I'm going to shave my fucking head. For shits and giggles" kind of thing. Interesting, all the same. If you're curious, I'll post a more recent picture of Christina on the site later. Christina has joined the ranks of bald people, such as Captain Picard, Natalie Portman... umm... that one green Muppet... oh, and Steve from Kentucky. Who could ever forget Steve?
Did you check out today's comic yet? Yeah, it's about swine flu again. To date, the majority of our comics have either been about STDs or swine flu... That's motherfucking classy.... or fingerlicking good. Or fingerfucking good? Whatever..
I'm done for now, but don't forget to add us on Twatter. Tweeter. Shitter? Whatever.
October 27th, 2009
Class
Written by Greg Porter
Why do professors exist? For that matter, why does class still exist in an age where virtually every college student owns a computer anyway?
I'm sitting here in Biology listening to a professor who could easily be replaced with text-to-speech software.
God, I hate Biology...
I just want to get through this class so I can go eat some pancakes at iHop. Mmm... indigestion.
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