This comic would have been posted last night were it not for the car gods taking a shit all over my fuel pump.

It's 11:58pm! It's not Monday yet! I'M NOT LATE!

Right.

This comic is almost late because some asshole abandoned three adorable kittens on my front door. I've been taking care of them all day and trying to find them new homes. I think that I have people ready to adopt two of them but nobody seems to want the black cat.

Anyway, the comic is up now. I'm on time, technically.. sort of. Not really.

I'm sorry.

But really, I'm not. At all.

Frak frak comic frak.

Allen: I particularly like the description on the back. "Our baby girl, before the faggening."

Ves: If you show this to anybody you won't have to worry about being homeless anymore. They have lovely townhouses in Hell.

It's a comic. Yay!

Comic.

It looks to me like Homokat and Allen swapped hair styles.

Anywho, Christina and I decided to change up Allen's style a bit. Throughout the progression of the comic Ves's style has developed and Allen's style has pretty much stayed the same, so it was about time for a change. Hope you guys like it.

By the way, you should join the Gothomo Forums or Christina and I will come to your home and feed your first born child to the Rancor.

It's amazing that it took us this long to make fun of Twilight. Well, this isn't "making fun of" so much as "dismembering".

Uncensored version coming to a forum near you.... soooooon.

I really do love me some Klingons. And it would be in your best interests to join our forum so that you may see the uncensored version of this comic. Wallpaper of the Klingons is in the making, keep an eye out for it in a week or so.

At least chlamydia isn't as bad as smerpes.

The chlamydia WAS totally worth it.

Comic.

Join our forum! Do it!

Some supreme groping occurred in panel five and six, but we felt that it was too dirty, even for Gothomo.

Come on, who doesn't know a straight girl like this?

Tired.

I'm still not sure if this is a felching joke or a bad pet owner joke.

Allen just needs a little TLC. Poor guy. I don't think that the GAC is quite what he was looking for though.

I'm mildly ashamed of this comic. Oh well, I'll deal.

See you next week!

This comic is Gothomo's submission to FMyLife.com's illustrated FML section.

The script is based off of this FML.

To see the variation of the comic that we submitted to FML, click here.

Enjoy :)

Comic.

Hello all! New comic is up. I think it's sexy.

In totally unrelated news, I had the misfortune of hearing Kesha's song "Tik Tok" when I was out with friends last night. Seriously, is this what people consider music? She doesn't even sing! Her song uses every musical device that I absolutely hate.

My main issue with her is the talk-singing. If you don't have talent don't get into the performing side of pop music. Do you think that one day she was sitting around and thought, "Well, I can't sing, but I do have an incredibly annoying speaking voice that might lend itself to catchy, soulless pop music. I should write songs that are half pop, half caucasian "rap", and half dying meerkat."

That and she uses a dollar sign as the "S" in her name. WHAT THE FUCK? Even if the music weren't unbearably shitty I could never bring myself to regularly listen to a singer named, "Ke$ha". What is she trying to be? I don't get it.

Oh well.

Special thanks to Photodash for the victorian wallpaper used in the background. Great stock images if you want to check it out.

Today's comic is up despite the untimely explosion of Christina's cat.

Enjoy!

Oh Lord, Jeph is going to hate us... Eh, perhaps not. He'll probably never see this site anyway.

In case you can't tell what's going on in this comic, Allen seems to be deeply in love with Jeph Jacques, the creator of Questionable Content. This is a followup to last week's comic where there is a picture of Jeph hanging up on Allen's wall. Creepy stuff.

Allen has a pretty weird desk. Eh, whatever.

Oh, by the way, Gothomo now has a wallpaper section. Check it out , Christina and I put a lot of hard work into it. Especially Christina. The first wallpaper on that page took her something like nineteen hours. We bleed for you.

Sorry that this is so late. There were some formatting problems because of how many colors I used. I didn't want to sacrifice the quality and ended up having to make this a JPEG instead of a PNG. The file might be a bit larger than usual, thus taking longer to download, but that's the price for awesomeness.

Another reason why this comic is late is because Christina's computer hates her. Email Christina through the contact page and bitch at her until she allows me to hackintosh her PC.

Eeewwww Macs... I love my PC too much (also she is a jealous beast, and often freaks out when people talk about Macs around her... I love tempermental electronics) I think we should all take a moment here and mock Greg for including his man crush, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, in the background of our latest comic. Honestly, I'm not even sure if Greg loves Questionable Content or Jeph more, he seems to be head over heels in love with both.

I hate you, Christina.

Don't listen to anything she says, she's just jealous.

Besides, his picture in there is a joke.

In an unrelated matter, definitely check out Questionable Content, and Jeph's Twitter, and Jeph's LiveJournal, and Jeph's Tumblr, and here's a naked picture of Jeph.

UPDATE For those of you who emailed me, disappointed that the "naked picture" of Jeph wasn't real... YOU'RE CREEPY.

Gothomo does not support the use of illicit drugs while watching movies that would be greatly improved by said drugs. Have you seen Across the Universe? We do not recommend dropping acid while watching that movie either.

But do take drugs while watching Garden State. That movie sucks.

HOLY SHIT, SWEET BABY JEBUS, I'm posting a comic on time! WOOO! I want to thank my mother, my dentist, and most of all, Satan.

A colorful explanation of why I crave Kalamari when I am ovulating. Also, I do fully believe that girl organs can shoot lasers. What did you think caused cramps?

Hey guys, just so you know the Slogan contest is still going on.

If you haven't heard, we're holding a contest for fans to submit slogans to the site to be added to our slogan rollover. The best slogans will be featured on the site. The winners will be announced next Friday.

- Greg

I'm totally grossed out by this comic.

That is all.

Peace,

I am not totally grossed out by this comic, as this happens to me all the time. I am an aggressive flosser apparently. Gothomo demands that you floss!

comic comic comic woo

The title is a pun. Got a problem with that? Huh? HUH? HUH?!?!

I'm on the wrong side of this argument, I know.

Anywho, I have a message for the three of you who scroll past the comic to the news.

Christina and I are officially posting weekly comics again, though we're cutting down the number per week. Until Christina is better with her Wacom Tablet, we're going down to one comic per week, on Fridays. I know, it sucks, but it's taking her longer to do each comic due to the new technology and we'd rather provide you with one quality comic than three poorly drawn comics. So, one comic per week until further notice.

Hope you like the comic this week. I do, but I like everything I do because I'm awesome.

See you next week!

- Greg

As you may or may not have noticed, the first panel of this comic was posted a few days ago. Now it's complete. No longer must you wait in suspense to see how the iPhone joke ended. It is clear. And somewhat overdone. Whatever, I like it.

I'm out, gotta sleep, class in the morning, et cetera.

- Greg

Hmm... emo Allen. Doesn't fit his personality very well, does it?

Hey guys. I'm sorry that we haven't updated in so long. There were some issues, I'm at a different University now, Christina's at home and we're just now getting the comic in order. There were a lot of other things to work out and the comic, unfortunately, fell pretty low on my list of things to do.

At the moment I am unsure of when the comic will be up and running but I'm hoping to have regular updates (not including Kiyoko and the Tentacle Monster) back before Feb. 15th. That's just a guesstimation. If you want to keep updated just shoot me an email and I'll give you the DL.

- Greg

This comic is super late. Then again, what is "late" when you're on a holiday hiatus? Regardless, here's a comic that should have been posted the day after Christmas.

This is certainly the most dramatic comic we've ever done. It's not particularly funny... maybe it's dark humor? But hey, now we have some background on Ves, eh?

Hey guys. It's been a while, but finals are over and now Christina and I are at our respective homes. As I've mentioned before, we're only doing one comic per week for the duration of the holidays. So, we have today's comic, a comic that will go up after Christmas and there will be one more comic that I'll put up on New Year.

After that, we'll be back with regular updates after the 9th of January.

- Greg

Don't forget that over finals week (next week) we're only going to have one or two comics. I'm thinking maybe Monday and Friday? Eh, whenever. I can promise that at least one comic will be posted some time during finals week. Never fear, Gothomo is here.

- Greg

So...Greg's decided to play a mean game of tease the artist. He's been messing with the stats (or the stats are messing with him, I can never be certain) and now I have no idea if we've got 10 readers or 200. Please, put this poor artist's mind at rest. Join our facebook group (the link is on the left of the comic, that little blue circle with an f in it. Yeah, scroll a bit til you find it. Yeah, that one. Click it please. Don't Facebook but still love your artist? Send me an email full of your delicious praise. Don't tease the artist.

And yes, it's true. From now until the week of January 11th, expect only one comic a week, as I will be without internet (and with family). Both bad combinations for writing comics. Don't like it? Then email me...I'm so lonely. Greg won't let me out of the box until my comics are done. *whimper*

I suppose it's okay for Ves to do weird stuff to Allen when he's not asleep? Shrugs.

The inter-racial, gay, humping bunnies have made a come-back. That's pretty god-damned progressive.

New comic will be up on time tonight. More nudity. Yay!

Hugs and Gayness

Welcome to Gratuitous Nudity Week! Today, Christina gives us the gift of pale white asses.

This comic isn't technically late as it IS still Monday. If I post a comic right at Midnight be happy about it but don't count on that happening every post day. If a post isn't up right at midnight though don't fret. It'll be up some time that day unless I make a post on the news page stating otherwise.

Sometimes I like to sleep... or study... or harvest blood with Christina

Oh, speaking of such things, final exams are coming up for Christina and I, then right after that we're going to be in our respective hometowns for break. We live pretty far away from each other and Christina won't have internet access because her parents are Amish or something. Christina is going to try her best to get as many comics drawn as possible before we're on break but we definitely won't be posting three days a week from December 19th to around January 7th. If it's any consolation, Christina will be pretty bored at home and she'll most likely have a bunch of new comics drawn when we get back to school. Also, I don't think we'll be doing three full comics during exam week. Time is restricted.

Speaking of which, I have to go finish up a research paper for Sociology. Huzzah.

See you on Monday!

XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

- Greg

Here it is. Late due to Christina's failing immune system. Damn German immune systems...

How long has this been going on? No wonder Allen looks so skinny.

...No Ves is not a vampire. She's just weird.

Thank you lovely readers for bearing with us during the crazy holiday season. We're doing our best to keep up with update schedules, but, between long hours spent with family without internet, the constant pain of final exams, and the horrors of last-minute Christmas shopping, we may be having late or missed comics. Forgive us. I've decided to help make up for this by giving you loyal fans what I think you really want...Gratuitous Nudity! Coming Next Week!

Christina Out!

Hey guys. I'm taking a break out of my busy Thanksgiving day festivities to bring you a comic about how the gays came on the Mayflower to bring the gift of Swine Flu to the Native Americans. Is that not how it happened? Eh, close enough.

Hope you're having a happy Thanksgiving. If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, have a happy, soulless day filled with regret and hatred.

See you Monday!

Holy shit, what kind of pet store is this?

I... I didn't realize that they sold stuff like that at PetSmart...

In other news, I've switched up the coloring style and I think it's pretty awesome. It takes longer but it's worth it.

See you Wednesday!

Greg

Christina was supposed to draw the comic for today but she's come down with some sort of horrible migraine that won't go away. So, you have this comic instead, drawn by yours truly! Huzzahs are in order.

Interestingly enough, this is a 100% true story. Still gay. Vaginas are weird. Anybody up for Arby's?

In totally unrelated news irrelevant bullshit, I just got done playing Mario Party at a friend's place. Mario Party, when it comes down to it, is sort of like Monopoly in that it has the semi-unique ability to be super-fun and infuriating at the same time. How many times have you been playing Mario Party or Monopoly and been compelled to scream, "FUCKING HELL, RYAN, YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!!! GO GET SODOMIZED BY A MEAT CLEAVER!!!" Lots? Yeah, fuck right lots. You're still my favorite homo, Ryan, but goddammit if you don't piss me off when we play Mario Party.

An equally often shouted phrase during Mario Party appears to be, "WHAT THE FUCK, MY CONTROLLER ISN'T WORKING MY CONTROLLER ISN'T WORKING!! MY CONTROLLER. IT ISN'T WORKING. I quit!!!"

Here's my theory: Mario Party, Monopoly, Trouble, Mario Kart, Super Smash Brothers, Golden Eye, etc, are all devices created by the Dark Lord Satan to make otherwise happy friends momentarily pissed off at each other.

That's all for tonight.

Hugs and Totally Consensual Kisses

See you monday!

Click Here for a super-duper awesome bonus comic.

Hey all. New comic. Yay. I would write more but it's 2:43 in the morning and I really ought to be sleeping.

Bitches be Crazy.

Pardon the poor grammar, I'm currently at work, babysitting college freshmen who seem to not understand the simple concept of not being a moron. I swear, these kids must skip all of their classes. I'm working until Three AM and it's just about midnight that the lounges start getting rowdy. If I didn't need the money so badly I would almost certainly be sleeping right now. These freshmen never sleep. They're like ninjas, save for the fact that ninjas are fucking quiet! This job would make me want to kick puppies if I weren't allowed to bring my laptop. Fortunately I CAN bring my laptop, so I'm giving you the gift of a comic. Which is difficult, because freshmen are not ninjas. They're more like pirates. Dirty, smelly, crass, drunken, swarthy, uneducated pirates. Be stealthy, little freshmen. I wish not to write you up.

In other news, I'm getting sick of comics about vaginas THE HORROR.

See you Wednesday!

-Greg

Okay, in our defense, it's our 13th comic, it's Friday the 13th AND Christina is on her period wants to eat your face. The Fallopian Monster comic almost wrote itself!

I'm not terribly sure why Allen would call that number after Monday's trauma, but I'm not one to judge...

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

I'm a very mean creator.

Alternative Ending

Enjoy.

I don't have any real news to post today, though I did just watch "The Butterfly Effect" on DVD. I have to say, it was maybe the worst movie ever created. I could have stopped watching after the first eight plot faults, but I found myself actually wanting to know what the hell happens to all of the one-dimensional characters. Maybe one of them turns to the side and shows herself to be a line segment. I wanted to know! It's sort of like watching a kitchen fire to see what a burning cat looks like.

Oh, and who the hell thought it would be a good idea to cast Ashten Kutcher in a dramatic role? Hell, the only drama he can muster is when he complains about the tabloids for making fun of him for mercy banging his grandma Demi Moore. Not to get off topic, but that's just disgusting. Have you seen Demi Moore's kutcher? It looks like a squirrel set up camp in her grandma panties.

Speaking of grandma panties, Christina is making a recovery from swine flu and we'll be posting normal, non virus related, comics starting on Monday.

And don't forget to Google Demi Moore's cavernous, moss infested cooter... but seriously, don't. Or do, I don't care. She might.

This comic was super late tonight because I got caught up watching Ugly Betty.

I, erm... I don't actually like that show. I'm not that gay. I just... like it for the ads...

So, Halloween is this Saturday and I'm just nerdy enough to concoct several recipes from Harry Potter. I'd say that I'd take pics for your viewing pleasure but I probably won't.

- Greg

Moral of the Story: Even gay guys think that boobs are fun.

We're not actually this mean to each other in real life.

yes we are

Do you think he'd be angrier if she mentioned the oral servicing of his father? Just between you and me, Christina doesn't actually have herpes...

So that's what's at the end of the rainbow... I never knew.

SFW Version .

To prevent Smerpes please use a condom while rolling around in the mushroom fields of le Pays Maudit.

This comic isn't about any of my ex-boyfriends in particular, though it may be about all two of them. I don't know, I'm not a psychic.

FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T "GET IT", SHE LIKES WOMEN. GAHH!